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'''Ben''' is best known for being an incredibly ugly retarded [[incel]] from Manitoba, Canada. Born in 2009, he is definitely not [[Boylifeurinal]] despite both of them being named Ben. Ben is often described as the most [[Cuck|cucked]] person in history, and a friendless unlovable chud. Ben is also very funny. Ben is also a member of the [[NRE]] collective, despite being an ugly whitoid. Ben also has a crippling and debilitating  [[amputee fetish]] that he can't satisfy because the media sucks. Ben is very unathletic but still plays basketball, which he's actually super good at. He cooks the rest of the scrubs who didn't make their high school teams. He is also a god at NBA 2K, and one of the last ethical players in the game. This is ironic because the things he does in real life are the opposite of ethical. Ben yumeships with Yui Hirasawa from K-ON! But it's honestly really cucked and embarrassing.     
{{Groupee}}'''Ben''' is best known for being an incredibly ugly retarded [[incel]] from [[Manitoba]], [[Canada]]. Born in 2009, he is definitely not [[Boylifeurinal]] despite both of them being named Ben. Ben is often described as the most [[Cuck|cucked]] person in history, and a friendless unlovable chud. Ben is also very funny. Ben is also a member of the [[NRE]] collective, despite being an ugly whitoid. Ben also has a crippling and debilitating  [[amputee fetish]] that he can't satisfy because the media sucks. Ben is very unathletic but still plays basketball, which he's actually super good at. He cooks the rest of the scrubs who didn't make their high school teams. He is also a god at NBA 2K, and one of the last ethical players in the game. This is ironic because the things he does in real life are the opposite of ethical. Ben [[Yumeshipping|"yumeships"]] or something adjacent (he doesn't really know he might just like the characters) with Yui Hirasawa from K-ON! And Misaki Nakahara from Welcome To The NHK. But it's honestly really cucked and embarrassing. Ben's hobbies include hanging out in the streets of Manitoba with the young natives, playing NBA 2K, playing Basketball, making sorts of music, and reading [[Diddy Bluds|diddyblud]] visual novels such as totono or needy streamer overload. Interacting with Ben is thought to be [[Detrimental to the human experience by all accounts]].     
== Boolymon ==
== Boolymon ==
Ben quite likes the artist [[Boolymon]], and will often make his pfps feature him.  
Ben quite likes the artist [[Boolymon]], and will often make his pfps feature him.  
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Ben has gone by various aliases throughout his time in the Moose Man Chronicles, including:
Ben has gone by various aliases throughout his time in the Moose Man Chronicles, including:


'''Reject''': An incelcore artist who didn't even know how to play guitar but was well liked in incel spaces.
'''Reject''': An [[incelcore]] artist who didn't even know how to play guitar but was well liked in incel spaces.


'''Otaku Slime:''' His current name on twitter, here he complains about being a chud while discussing NBA players, underground music, and anime.  
'''Otaku Slime:''' His current name on twitter, here he complains about being a chud while discussing NBA players, underground music, and anime.  

Latest revision as of 08:36, 1 February 2026

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Ben is best known for being an incredibly ugly retarded incel from Manitoba, Canada. Born in 2009, he is definitely not Boylifeurinal despite both of them being named Ben. Ben is often described as the most cucked person in history, and a friendless unlovable chud. Ben is also very funny. Ben is also a member of the NRE collective, despite being an ugly whitoid. Ben also has a crippling and debilitating amputee fetish that he can't satisfy because the media sucks. Ben is very unathletic but still plays basketball, which he's actually super good at. He cooks the rest of the scrubs who didn't make their high school teams. He is also a god at NBA 2K, and one of the last ethical players in the game. This is ironic because the things he does in real life are the opposite of ethical. Ben "yumeships" or something adjacent (he doesn't really know he might just like the characters) with Yui Hirasawa from K-ON! And Misaki Nakahara from Welcome To The NHK. But it's honestly really cucked and embarrassing. Ben's hobbies include hanging out in the streets of Manitoba with the young natives, playing NBA 2K, playing Basketball, making sorts of music, and reading diddyblud visual novels such as totono or needy streamer overload. Interacting with Ben is thought to be Detrimental to the human experience by all accounts.

Boolymon

Ben quite likes the artist Boolymon, and will often make his pfps feature him.

One of Ben's pfps.

Aliases

Ben has gone by various aliases throughout his time in the Moose Man Chronicles, including:

Reject: An incelcore artist who didn't even know how to play guitar but was well liked in incel spaces.

Otaku Slime: His current name on twitter, here he complains about being a chud while discussing NBA players, underground music, and anime.

Trivia

Ben despises both Foid A and Foid B.

Ben loves the music of 2slimey.

Ben's favorite NBA player is Luka Doncic.

Ben's pfp used to feature the character Misaki from Welcome To The NHK, but Blacked Out Like A Phantom.

Ben was the perpetrator of the Blacked incident.